Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

shanting

1. To lose one’s breath and/or hyperventilate due to a sudden, acute and/or painful evacuation of the colon. 2. When you are out of breath from force-dropping a deuce.

Question: “Dude, were you just doing pushups in that bathroom... cause you’re like totally out of breath and your eyes are watering?!" (Out of Breath) Answer: "No... I’m just… SHANTING… that’s all… Best not… go in there… for 20 minutes.”

by Chris-Baby May 01, 2019

Shante

A mysterious entity that has the power to keep you in a competition, so that you can keep slaying hoes left and right.

"Raven and Jujubee. Shante, you stay"

by GG Allin July 09, 2021

shant

Short for shanty or shanty town; ghetto,slums or a junky location

"This place is a shant." "Where you live is the shants."

by Dadoren November 12, 2017

Shanting

To 'ave one ell of a pissup.

Me and Mike went out shanting last night, it was gurnage

shant

A Pint of Beer (Portsmouth). Origin unknown.

Fancy a shant?

by Tom Dangerous July 16, 2003

Shante

A crazy girl with a loud mouth. Shoppaholic. Loves to party and loves Hello Kitty. She's fun and crazy and is loyal to her friends. She has a sense of humor, and is brutally honest. She's a friend you can trust.

"Hey shante, what you doin tonight?" "Girl, you know i'm goin to the party! Wanna go shopping with me first?" "Hey shante, how does my outfit look?" "Like your closet threw up on you. Come with me and i'll fix you"

by leesh1545 November 22, 2009

shanted

Originating from a combination of getting shagged and cunted comes 'shanted' which simply means to massively exceed the recommended amount of alcohol in a single drinking session. Especially appropriate in Pikey/ gypsy circles.

'fuck it let's get shanted'

by Southern Tranny July 23, 2009