A fork of Rural Dictionary
the type of bowel movement that comes from dieting on low carbohydrate diets, generally very liquidity and powerful
"I covered the toilet bowl with poo after I took a shatkins"
n Shart napkin; a napkin defiled by shart remnants. Typically used when conventional toilet paper is not available.
Emily's experimentation with senna tea ended with a desperate use of a shatkin in the Walmart restroom.