A fork of Rural Dictionary
The sexiest man on Earth. Shemar Moore plays Derek Morgan on Criminal Minds, a series about a team of FBI profilers. Shemar is half black half white, his mom has MS and he frequently does fundraisers and rides his bike for miles to help find a cure. He's the fittest guy ever, my man <3 if you're a girl and you dont love this guy, your probs lez.
-Hey heather, did you see that mixed guy? -Yeah! But he's nothing compared to Shemar Moore.
Z list celebrity with no discernable talent other than having a closet on his screen door. See also Michael Ealy.
Who is that funny looking guy with a fruit fly in his car and assless chaps on? Shemar Moore!
An instagram caption so uncomfortable, it hurts you emotionally
"My eyes looking a lil lit from laying in the sun... I was born 4/20.... but I swear I don’t puff puff pass 🤷🏽 ♂️😉🥺😜🤣🤣" The Definitive Shemar Moore Caption