A fork of Rural Dictionary
Unsuspectingly dipping your balls in a over filled shitty water toilet bowl when in a rush to sit down to relieve yourself
phil ran to a non working bathroom with no lights and sat down to take a shit. When he sat down he realized that he had just gotten shit bagged
shit in a bag and squash it in someones face
dude a just shit bagged tom hes gonna be pissed
a useless fuck. Normally a co-worker who does not pull their weight nearly enough. They tend to drove in packs in the military, ie: navy
There are alot of shit bags in the navy.
An individual who smells like hot garbage, bathes in his or her own urine & lives under a freeway overpass; A subject who is usually addicted to one or more drugs. A derogitory comment usually aimed @ transients, crackheads, or asshole buddies.
Thanks for drinking the last beer, you shit bag.
As the name suggests, a 'shit bag' is simply a bag filled with shit. Alternatively, Wikipedia states that a 'shit bag' is a colostomy bag, but each to their own.
"Shit bags are air and water tight and allow the wearer to lead an active, normal lifestyle that can include all forms of sports and recreation." - Wikipedia on the shit bag.
: a phrase pertaining to a group of individuals with an inflated view of self worth. Usually found driving an expensive two-door with either a cell-phone or bluetooth earpiece to thier ear going way too slow in the fast lane. They can also be found without a cell-phone or bluetooth going about 90mph (anywhere) and honking at your grandma if she get in his way.
"hey, put the fucking phone down and push the little pedal on the right you fucking Shit Bag"!