A fork of Rural Dictionary
when you have a brownie or muffin that looks like a piece of dookie or choclate log with wierd texture but taste really really good
Guy1: what the hell is that shit in ur hand?!
guy2: no its the shit muffin my mom made this morning.
1. A food item that looks a lot like a terd but is still edible. 2. Something you say when you have no idea what the hell is going on.
1. Ugh! What the fuck is that on that shelf. It looks like a shit muffin.
2. Where the fuck am I? Oh shit muffins! I am totally confused.
-n. (literal)Muffins made with feces
-n. (subjective) a curseword used to express indignation, fear, anger, or disgust.
Ex. I
Sarah: I'm pregnant.
Bob: Shit muffins.
Ex. II
Mother: Whatcha got there, Jimmy?
Son: Shit muffins! :B
an expression used to signify stress
Shit-berry muffins! I didn't study for the Bio Final!
1- A surprised or sarcastic, but acknowledging, response to a statement of intelligence from a usually ill-informed or negligible source.
2- A phrase uttered when someone makes a statement that is completely unnecessary, painfully obvious, or both.
Adapted from The Muffin Joke. As seen in the example, which definition is used depends on the respondent's perspective of the original comment.
1: Parent: "Halo: Reach was completely over-hyped."
Gamer Child: "Holy shit, a talking muffin!"
2: Parent: "Halo: Reach was completely over-hyped."
Gamer Child: "Holy shit, a talking muffin."
A dessert that you give Timmy when he's being a ass
Timmy have this chocolate chip muffin "shit muffin"