Country Dictionary

a ton of shit; usually used to describe something in abundance; different way of saying shitload

Wow! Beer and ribs! That was shit tons of fun!

An overwhelming amount of work, studying, research or homework. At the beginning of the task, it seems almost impossible to complete. Some how you finish just before the deadline. Sleep deprivation and a need for caffeine are common side effects.

Brianna has a shit ton of studying tonight.

A Shit-ton is equivalent to 24 metric assloads, or 1/10th of a fuck-ton. Used to measure un-quantifiable amounts of something. Although it can be used in the measurement of very large people it actually is not a unit of weight.

Bad Usage: That guy must weigh a shit-ton. Good Usage: I just payed a shit-ton more money switching to Geico AND it took 20 minutes. -or- A shit-ton of thought went into this definition.

Widely adaptable large unit of measure. Generally speaking, take an amount of something that an average person may have and add a shitload more to it. This results in a shit-ton.

Kilby has a shit-ton of old NES games.

a lot

I have a shit ton of beers in my fridge.

Approximately 3.5x the necessary amount of something.

We're gonna have a shit-ton of fun!

Shit-ton, despite sounding like a measure of mass, is actually a measure of volume. In other words - a shit-ton is the volume occupied by a ton (mass) of shit.

(On a tour of a brewery) "On our left, we have our primary fermenters. Each fermenter has the capacity of 2.3 shit-tons, which is equivalent to the amount of beer drunk every second in the United States"