A fork of Rural Dictionary
1.Utterly fucked, completely buggered, totally cunted. Gone arse over tit. 2.Rosy-cheeked, marinated, pissed as an Irishman.
"Argh argh argh, oh christ, me leg's shited, which fucking comedian put a beartrap in the middle of the High Street?" "The West Coast trains have been shited at the weekend for months because those Glasgwegian bawbags cannot do an honest day's work, not even if you bribe them with smack." "My plans to go for a night out and get utterly shited where scotched when I realised I lived in a bleak urban wasteland."
Originally a Scottish & Irish word, now used in Wales, England and even all former British colonies in place of "shit" but only when suitable, it does not always replace shit in any context. Many non-Scots and non-Irish have started using it in the incorrect context making it sound contrived and plain fucking stuping
Correct: When watching BBC propaganda "What an utter load of shite!" When attempting to watch Australian TV "Now that was fucking shite, never again" When served some below standard food "What's this shite?" When checking out clothes your missus want you to buy "That's a shite shirt if ever I saw one" Incorrect: When warning trouble "You are going to get in shite" (Scots & Irish would use shit or another verb over shite here) -When giving a compliment "This coke is good shite" (Scots & Irish would use shit or another verb instead of shite here)
a very british and therefore great way of saying shit. shite sounds much more effective than shit
'karen looks like five kinds of shite today'
An apt descriptive term for Liverpool FC and their "supporters" from various scandinavian countries. See Red Shite and scum
"We could stop global warming by banning The Shite fans from flying to home games" "I see The Shite are whinging again cos they failed to win the league despite spending loads of money. Again."
The act of droping a shit pushing a load, growing a tail, taking the browns to the superbowl, droping the cosby kids off at the pool, droping a deuce
I was in the act of shiting when the phone rang.