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Shittits

1. An sudden exclamation of moderate anger, disappointment or displeasure.

Shittits, I dropped my wallet! Shittits My wife left me!

Shittitity

The level of absolute shit in any given statement from a scale of 0-100.

Jim: Wow, I just finally did my homework for once in the entire year. Chad: Jim, the level of shittitity in that statement you just made is at least a 67 on the scale.

shittite

A bakelite-like material used for PCB construction, so named for the characteristically interesting odour produced when the material is cut, drilled or heated (erstwhile RAF slang)

Bloody 'ell, lad, get them boots outside, they smell like fuckin' shittite

Shittits

When one has shit on their tis they are shittits.

Samantha was shittits queen last night with how much shit was on them.