A fork of Rural Dictionary
A shitty condom is one of three things. 1. A poorly made condom. One that is easy to break. 2. A condom that is covered in faeces after anal sex. 3. A shit filled condom. I'll let you work that one out.
"How was sex with Cindy last night?" "I had a terrible case of a shitty, shitty, shitty condom. Best. Sex. Ever."