A fork of Rural Dictionary
(n) a fecal release that is incredibly disgusting due to its high quanitity of blood mixed with the shit, hense shlood. (v) the act of taking a bloody shit
1 (v): After eating 5 burritos and and entire jar of salsa, Joe shlooded all over the toilet at the office and left it for the janitor to clean up, pleased with his disgusting humor. 2 (n): Floyd quit his job as the night janitor when he went to clean a stall and walked in on the worst shlood he had ever seen.