A fork of Rural Dictionary
The liquid aftermath of a prison style ass-rapin'. Contents include: shit, blood and cum hence-forth known as "shloom".
"These inmates are getting out of hand! It took me two hours to mop up all the shloom in the showers."
1. A girl that has to clean up the prison cell after a shloom has occurred
2. A female that takes part in, and produces, shloom
3. A girl made of shloom
Give that shloom girl a bucket and mop!!
Someone who makes you happy, they are your safe place, they make you laugh over the silliest things and make everything immediately better. They have the most beautiful eyes and a smile that will never fail to give you butterflies.
My shloome
Hey shloome
Have you eaten today shloome
How was your day shloome