Country Dictionary

To smoke, blaze, toke, "do", marijuana.

"In parts of California, and most likely elsewhere, my homies say they want to have a shmeek sesh, not a smoke sesh"

literally just a mixture of a shmuck and a neek

friend: omg timothy u shmeek, that’s not the right way!

To take something unknowingly from the owner, often times from right under the former owners nose.

While the bartender looked away, I managed to shmeek a bottle of Hennessey from behind the counter

when you freak a girl so good you change the timeline of life itself.

“I shmeeked her so good, she came to my kids birthday party”

“Wow look at that guy, he must shmeek”

A Secret word, used to make a person jealous, curios or mad. A word that "does not mean anything". The secrecy is the point, to not tell the person when you use it in a context. Similar to Smurf.

Male 1: Dude i totally just SHmeeked that sh*t.
Male: 2: What?
Male 1: It totally got shmeeked

Dude 1: Shut up or ima shmeek you
Dude 2: wha?

Angry Dude: F*ck you you stupid Shmeek loving Shmeeking Shmeeker.

When you are so fucked up words like clapped, geeked, or fucked, wouldn't do justice to the situation.

Jesus, did you see Mike? He was shmeeked off of 14 percs.

A methamphetamine user who is so addicted to the drug they would do literally anything from selling sex to cleaning your whole house just to get a fix. They will often search bedding, carpet fibers, or any other area that little fragments of methamphetamine could have been dropped, forgotten, or hiding.

Brother: why is some random female doing the dishes?

Sister: I told her I would give her a 10 sack of meth if she did all the dishes before mom got home.

Brother: wow what a shmeek.