A fork of Rural Dictionary
The mischievous and giddy smirk (smile) one possesses after blasting a fierce, but silent, ass cloud of fart. Happy and riddled with the pleasure of knowing their shit crystals will soon latch onto the fines hairs inside their victims noses.
Larry stood patiently amongst his peers, gazing around with a Shmelly Shmirk waiting for the sour faces of whom just inhaled his ass air freshly squeaked from his turd cutter.
Also know as a Sam or better known as a “Glumpclaw”. He showers once a year and tried to give himself a bowl cut once for the memes, which turned to shit. Anyways, don’t trust him, unless you’re sad, he’s pretty dope at advice and making you smile. In a dumb way.
“Bro you’re a shmelly brit.” “Nah I ain’t sam.”
A company owned by Seth Dunford. The full name is Shmelly’s Lotions and Potions. Rival company is Poopshmoop. has a longboard with a big is standing for Shmelly (Shmelly Machine).
Shmelly’s Lotions and Potions is an incredibly amazing store.