A fork of Rural Dictionary
Epiphanies you have that highlights oddity within a familiar
Today I had a shower thought: If elevators hadn't been invented, all the CEOs and important people would have their offices on the first floor as a sign of status. And the entry level employees would be up on the 80th floor.
Cool thoughts that people think of in the shower. Like "the only time incorrectly isn't spelled incorrectly is if it's spelled incorrectly." :)
Those Shower Thoughts are cool!
You are the shower and you think weird thoughts.
Person 1:”I had such weird shower thoughts“ Person 2:”Tell me about”
A wired or unusual thought or feeling you have while in the shower.
A shower thought could be "If killing someone is murder, then is stealing someone's sperm a kidnapping"
A list of seemingly unrelated items or actions deemed evil by a person or group, often for petty, ludicrous, and/or nonsensical reasons.
Person A: Stop wearing sunglasses and eating onions! Person B: Why? Person A: Because sunglasses are related to darkness, and onions make me cry! Person B: Get Satan’s shower thought list out of your head.
An incredibly stupid phrase meaning 'brainstorm' which no-one uses and very few people have even heard of. The word 'brainstorm' was not banned from UK schools you idiots. It was deemed offensive to epileptics by ONE local council who opted not to use it in their public discourse in favour of the term 'thought shower'. This was ridiculed by everyone everywhere, including epileptics, for being so stupid that even the Flat Earth Society and the Super Sweet 16 fanclub pointed and laughed. The phrase, while rarely used, is still highly reactive to the point where it reduces the IQ of both speaker and listener whenever used.
Politician: We'll be having a thought shower tomorrow. Normal person: Damn, I think I just got dumber.