A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you get 360 mlg nose scoped by the cheeky scrub from across the street. Usually results in a painful loss of dignity and life.
He got shreked while trying to do 320 backflip
When a person passes out at a party drunk or passes out first you paint there face or entire body green with any paint marker etc and they wake up looking like they turned into shrek
Dude you got shreked last night Lets go shrek someone at this party tonight and paint whoever passes out first
When your boyfriend's mouth is so big that when he goes to kiss you he swallows your face
It's impossible to kiss Mike, I get shreked every time!
You know this feeling late at night when you can't sleep, because of the crazy desire to eat ALL the chocolate left in your cupboard? This is shreking! The tastiest meal, isn't It?
Lara has been shreking last night. You want to lose weight? Maybe you should at least stop shreking ?! Shreking is my hobby. Again shreking last night? Oh God, you are hopeless. Come on, Cara... Models are not shreking.
Shreking verb. Definition: Giving anal sex while your partner has swamp ass
Johnny loves when his partner is super moist while shreking.