A fork of Rural Dictionary
this town onthe jersey shore. none of the people look or talk anything like the jersey shore people. most of the boys think their cool and hang out with the little silver girls. they all try to be cool and hang out at markam but nobody wants them there. also they hang out behind the park and think their cool because they get drunk. most of the girls are backstabbing bitches. their is one k-8 school and everybody in the town absoutly hates it. they all have iphones and get cars right when they can drive. everybidy knows everybodies buisness because of the stupid gossiping moms. most of the moms have their own facebooks so they can "check up" with their kids who are acting like sluts right in front of their faces. this one by one town is literally the definintion of small town shit
oh you live in shrewsbury.....i feelsorry for you
a speck on the globe where white people send their children to school and build identical neighborhoods...where shrews live.
shrews are from shrewsbury.
Shrewsbury is a town located in Massachusetts. From the outside, the town looks like a sweet little place where kids hang out and frolic in the park. But in reality, it's like hell. Half of the population are asians and the other half is made up of snobby rich kids and white gangsters. There's like 10 black kids.Half of the high school does drugs cause there's nothing to do in Shrewsbury.
"Hey where do you live?" "In Shrewsbury" "So are you high right now?"
A town located in MA, very near worcester. Complete suburbian hell, filled with rich snobby white kids and about 5 black kids. Aka : The Bury. Most children from "The bury" are either total preps or are white kids trying to be black and thuggish.
The Shrewsbury highschool club of black history has about 3 black kids, and 30 white kids in it.
A town in Shrewsbury, Massachusetts or known as leakbury. The lack of things to do in this town causes people to share every secret there is. Even the most trusted person becomes a leak.
I'm not telling you anything you live in Shrewsbury ..cough cough leakbury cough cough.....
A small village that regularly floods and is located in Shropshire, too close really to Wolverhampton for most people's liking. The town is also nicknamed "Salop", however none of the locals seem to know why. Many refer to it as "The Shire".
Shrewsbury repeatadly floods every day, and the football team have recently re-trained themselves to become water polo players.
A city in Central MA, bordering Worcester,MA, a bunch of white kids, maybe 9 black kids in the high school. In general, kids are either preps or white "gangstas" Weed is common, and many claim they do, and can get harder drugs such as ecstasy, cocaine, etc. yet about 3 kids have access to it. Towns flooded with mids, danks are rare and expensive. Sometimes nicknamed "Snoozebury" because there is no place to have fun, therefore we smoke weed instead. Theres AMF bowling alley, which is fun maybe twice a year. If your desperate you make the 20min. ride to solomon pond mall, but stay away from greendale mall, shits scary.
Im so fucking bored, theres nothing to do in Shrewsbury (aka Snoozebury), lets just smoke weed.