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Shritties

"Shritties sh·er·ī·tt·eeze
noun, adj. Combination of the words 'Shrek' and 'Titties'. Can also be pronounced as 'Shitties', but it is not recommended. Refers to shrek's massive moobies.

noun e.g:
"Those shritties are something else!"
adj. can also be used to express pure ecstasy, e.g:
"Bro, this place is the absolute shritties!"

shritty

A small, long-haired dog with crooked legs and an abnormally long tail

“Hi, my name is (blank) and this is my Shritty dog, Hank!”