A fork of Rural Dictionary
To shtup, contrary to what these morons have written here, means, literally, to stuff. It comes from Yiddish. Think about it -- how do you get from "nudge" to "fuck"? Related: after a male shtups to completion, he speichs.
Parental (read: grandparents) usage: Just shtup all the bags into the car so we can be on our way. Modern usage: Q: So, how did your date go last night? You give her a shtupping? A: Oh yeah, I shtupped her like a thanksgiving turkey, then speiched all over her face.
A shortened form of shut up. For when people aren't worth the time or effort of saying the full phrase.
Shtup Megan! I'm right and you know it!
To stand up someone. Fail to appear.
I can't believe it! John Shtupped me once again. That bizntach!
banged, to have engaged in intercourse
You're not going to believe what happened, I shtupped the librarian!