A fork of Rural Dictionary
Shuffed is when you are too chonged or drunk to know or do stuff.
What the mush I was so shuffed last night
Shuffed is where one is in the state of being a mixture of very drunk and high. Often the objective of most nights out to be in such a state. Commonly used in the Wiltshire area.
Mush, I'm going to get so shuffed tonight I won't know where I am. I'm so fucking shuffed I can hardly see anything.
Secretly Hooking Up with Feelings. When your friend is secretly hooking up with someone they have feelings for, but refusing to call it a relationship, i.e. 'friends' but make out occasionally. (its complicated).
When will Niall and Kim quit shuffing and start dating already!?
Shuffing is when you rub your penis along the carpet and get rug burn
Dude I got shuffing on my penis
An acronym that stands for "Stupid Hetero Ultimate Fuckup". A very derogative term for a straight person. It is pronounced as "shuff".
Guy 1: That guy was totally ragging on us for being queer. Guy 2: Don't worry, he's just a shuf.