A fork of Rural Dictionary
When everything around you seems to go wrong all at once, often, but not always, as a result of using crystal meth. Not to be confused with “circling the drain”, as being “shwampied” refers more towards small scale events that happen in a single day.
Lindsay: “My cellphone speaker broke, my tv has the black screen of death, my car window got stuck down, I have to get tested for COVID-19, my microwave quit working, and I lost my vape!”
Teek: “Wow, girl, you got shwampied!”