A fork of Rural Dictionary
Getting a handjob while both people are naked laying on their sides.
He was getting a side-job last night while on his side.
A Side Job is a girl in your life of little or no importance. However every girl must begin at this status and work her way up to "Main Job". The sides are left, right, front and back, as any more girls than this at one time is greedy and difficult.
Hannah : So have you spoken to that girl from Halloween?
Nash : Nah nah nah. She is only a side job
The act of a female or male bending to the side and a male sticking his erect penis in the fat rolls eventually causing an orgasm
I was too tired to have sex so he gave me a side job
When two people give one person a blow job but it looks like you are eating corn on the cob
“Yeah I gave him a side job” “Awww nice”
A job to be conducted without the full mental attention of the boner, but rather, the side.
"Dude! What about her she is totally hot!"
"Naw man, she's only a side boner job, too high maintenance for a relationship."