A fork of Rural Dictionary
The most bland person ever. Human equivalent to a saltine cracker. Its like eating a hot pretzel plain. never talks, walks like he wants to shoot himself in the head. Closest living thing to Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh.
Stop being such a Siegler man join the fun.
1. a large penis 2. a unit of measure 8-10 units long (units can vary, siegler is a number)
1. "Did you see his siegler?" 2. "How many people did you invite?" "Oh, about a siegler or two." 3. "Dude I was about three sieglers away from asher roth!!"
noun; Old man with a weight problem and an insatiable urge to listen to 80's music and have 8-year-old girls pile on top of him. When the word Siegler is mentioned, sudden doom is imminent.
I'm in before the Siegler.
A Siegler is most commonly referred to as a boomer out of touch with reality. Centuries of inbreeding has caused the Siegler lineage to produce more increasingly mentally unhinged offspring.
“I just came from the bathroom where I saw this girl with down syndrome slobbing on this old bloke’s nob.” “Sounds like a typical Siegler. The girl was probably his daughter or niece.”