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skem

A massive round-about... no seriously, its just round-abouts, and full of fake scousers and groups of pussies that think they own the place, even though they're always beaked up are beyond uneducated.

1. Shit, I'm lost in skem on a roundabout somewhere
2. Laaaa let's get a 50 sack on bail and get beaked up, then we'll go an mug some old person and pretend we're hard as Fuck!

by Tingman11 July 29, 2011

skem

gangsta town , birchy and ashy hard

harder than Liverpool
different regions called tanhouse ,diggy,birchy,old skem ,ashy and yewdale

skem is harder than Liverpool we are da gangstas we will bang you out

by anonamous you dont no my name December 14, 2016

skem

an alcoholic drink.

coming for a skem tonight?

i love a good skem.

by titsmcgee7 December 28, 2010

skem

v. to wade through shallow water while sifting through sand in search of shell fish and other collectibles.

The men were skemming for oysters in the bay.

by LeahandTheresa July 12, 2006

Skem

Short for skelmersdale.

1. A place kinda near liverpool.
2. A shit hole.
3. A place with fuck all to do.

'Fucking hell, theres fuck all to do in skem'
'Skem is a shit hole'

by anon April 26, 2005

Skem

A former mining village in west Lancashire. Sometime during the 60s the village was flattened and replaced with a series of huge apocalyptic like council estates with hardly any roads leading in or out of them. Complete with dozens of grim underground subways miles of footpaths and a slightly surreal and dilapidated shopping centre known locally as the conny, skem is without doubt one of the weirdest places in Britain. Oh by the way there's no train station either, just thousands of taxis because no one drives.

Skem? That's one fucking shithole that.

You live in Skem? Fuckin ell laa heavy that!

by Skem bippo December 25, 2018

Skem

A rather odd place in the North of England that looks very much like Milton Keynes.

"Skem? Milton Keynes? Whats the difference?"

by robo2219 June 05, 2006