Country Dictionary

Skimmer: a term often used to describe either an action or an object in a sketchy or greasy manner. The word can be used to describe anything that cannot possibly be defined as something worthy of being normal. This version of the word can almost be defined by merely saying the word itself, as just saying it will send greasy vibes to anyone that hears it.

That skimmer weirdo over there is creeping everyone out!

Skimmer is a guy who "rides the top of the crest" during sex! Skimming is just bouncing off a partner's 'rear-end', quick insertion, then pulling out, leaving the sodomized partner feeling rather hungry for alot more.

"That dude made me want more and more of the sauce, but he wasn't very deep, just another skimmer"

blow job, oral sex

My husband asked me to wake him up with a skimmer.

Navy slang for a sailors stationed on board surface ships, as opposed to submarines. Opposite of bubblehead.

Bubbleheads consider skimmers to be targets that just haven't been sunk yet.

The act of Avoiding bodily contact, usually with the intent to hurt

Sensei Skimmered away as Zanderif tried to tackle her

Someone who posts to a web forum thread without bothering to read the rest of the thread, resulting in a message that is either redundant or fails to comply with instructions.

Someone already posted that, you filthy skimmer!

A lucky topped golf shot which rises no more than a foot off the ground - but straight down the middle of the fairway. Originally developed by "Bubbs" the famous Melbage Cup golfer.

"Bugger me - he's only hit a Bubby Skimmer, the lucky git!"