A fork of Rural Dictionary
to leave a party and/or establishment
"Yo this party is lame, let's slap this clown!"
Jocular coinage for male masturbation...
Johnny Was Caught "Slapping The Clown" Over Behind The Circus Tent Watching The Dancing Girls Through A Slit...
Subtle alternative to "jerk off".
Today, I will slap the clown before going to University!