A fork of Rural Dictionary
A jury-rigged repair. Anything held together with duct-tape, bubble-gum or baling wire. A machine put together by a hack , with a hacksaw and a trowel.
Me: That's a slapdash repair. Used Car Salesman: What's dat? Me: The windshield is held in by duct tape instead of a rubber seal.
1. v. tr. to procrastinate or hastily complete a project with unbelievable excellence. This combines the traditional meaning of the adjective slapdash (sloppy), while accentuating the positive aspect of the second syllable dash (as in dashing, impressive, debonair); to MacGyver something. 2. n. a project created by slapdashing. Also, slapdashery. 3. n. a person who exhibits awesomeness by consistently and successfully slapdashing projects.
1. Angus MacGyver slapdashes yet another gizmo to thwart his enemies. May the gods bless you, Richard Dean Anderson. You are an inspiration to us all. 2. That presentation was such a slapdash! How can you pull that off so well? I hate you. 3. She got an A? Pat is such an unbelievable slapdash!
1. (adj.) done hastily; haphazard; careless 2. (adv.) in a hasty or careless manner 3. (verb) to slap someone (preferably in the face) and then dash, i.e. run away* *This must be preceded by the slapped person being tricked into reading the word (slapdash), not necessarily aloud.
I just got slapdashed, now I must have my revenge.
1. Revising for your exams a week after you have completed them. 2. Throwing a bin carelessly out of the window to hurriedly get rid of rubbish
1, Parent: Haris, when are you going to revise? Haris: Next week Parennt: but that is after the exams! Haris: Slapdash 2. Dr. Blache: Were is the bin? Haris: Slapdash