A fork of Rural Dictionary
A euphemism role-playing game enthusiasts and nerds use in place of masturbation.
Loser 1: Why weren't you playing World of Warcraft yesterday? Loser 2: Sorry dude, I was slaying the dragon.
I wank that is so great and fierce that it leaves you exhausted, also ejactulation is usual more than a metre in lenght
"Jesus mate I was slaying the dragon last nite, cudnt move for like 10 minutes, was completely out of it" "Yeah, James said he wasnt up for fooling around cause he was slaying the dragon couple of minutes before i showed up"
"Dude I was at the pool and there were so many hotties, I just couldn't contain it I had to step in the locker room and slay the dragon." "Bro, I don't want to know that stuff you slaying the dragon, ..."
For a younger guy to get with an older girl
bro i just slayed a dragon, bro im slaying the dragon this weekend
Inserting another man's penis into your dickhole.
Abe was ruined when Cheese started slaying the dragon with him.
Having sex with an unattractive woman, most likely brought on by alcohal consumption.
Dave got really drunk last night and ended up slaying the dragon.
1. The act of sleeping with an unattractive girl in a time of need 2. What one must do a lot of on the heroic quest to find one's princess
Matt: they say you have to slay a few dragons before you meet your princess well I've finally found my princess Pete: dude! did you seriously just talk about slaying the dragon in your wedding speech?