A fork of Rural Dictionary
A cheap and greasy hamburger usually eaten in numbers and producing stenchy gas shortly thereafter. See mighty whitey one-bitey.
Man, those sliders were good, but I think we should all roll our windows down if we want to continue breathing.
Hard breaking ball (curving pitch) which comes in looking like a fastball, then darts away at the last second. It is the best friend of most power pitchers in the game today.
Randy Johnson and Steve Carlton have some the greatest sliders anyone can ever remember of.
A big greasy shit. The type of turd that when you are finished you realize that a shower would be more appropriate than toilet paper. The type of shit you get if you eat too much Mc Donalds.
The swamp ass probably wouldn't be as bad if I hadn't taken a big greasy slider after lunch.
A dirtbag who somehow has scraped enough change together to make it from some crappy Atlantic seaboard state down I-95 to Florida, and then was to laxy to go any farther. Usually, the plan was to go to Miami, but they ended up polluting the streets of Jacksonville Beach. This can be a male or female, young or old, usually of caucasian ethnicity, with limited education, and absolutely no class whatsoever. They are easy to spot by their sideways ball caps, fake gold jewelry, wife beater t-shirt, and always have a cigarette hanging out of the side of the mouth when talking. This creature can usually be found drunk or fighting, when not busy stealing.
Did you see that tool riding that bicycle with the ape hanger handlebars?
Yeah man, what a slider--look, he even has a Salt Life t-shirt! Ha! Go home to Delaware man!
A slider is a large glob of cum that a guy shoots down his cocksucker's throat when he blows his load, instead of spurting several smaller cumshots.
Matt sometimes floods my mouth with a slider when I suck his dick and it's hard to swallow it all!