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slim pickens

Means a small amount of anything. Could refer to anything, depending on the context in which it is used.

The annual company gifts were pretty slim pickens this year.

slim pickens

when there is a lack of the opposite sex around

"damn dawg it is slim pickens tonight, where are all of the hottiemonjaros, how am I a suppose to get a quality blowjob if there are no females to deliver, DAMN IT!" "If this party is another one of your slim picken parties I'm going to stab you fosho"