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slizzard

A "dirty south" term for intoxicated

yo im slizzard from that drank

by clawkasion June 26, 2005

slizzard

Adj. - Completely intoxicated off sizzurp. Made famous in connection with its consumption in one's ride, which may well be a G6. Could very closely precede death, but will make you feel like a rockstar right up until then.

Protective Mother - “Son, stay away from that purple drank. It killed DJ Screw!” Unheeding Son – “Yeah ma, but at least he went out slizzard.”

by thisonesfortrinkle June 13, 2011

slizzard

A state of high intoxication from alcohol.

Poppin bottles in the ice, like a blizzard When we drink, we do it right, gettin' slizzard Sippin' sizzurp in my ride (in my ride) like Three 6 Now I’m feelin' so fly like a G6 - Far East Movement, "Like a G6"

by FMTeam August 02, 2010

slizzard

a very slutty lizzard

that animal is a slizzard

by casley July 11, 2008

slizzard

A combination between a snake and a lizard that is only able to live off beer and occasionally Jack Daniels .

GET THAT SLIZZARD OFF MY LAWN BEFORE IT DRINKS ALL MY BEER!

by getthatslizzardoffmylawn October 08, 2010

slizzard

So drunk that you really do think you are a lizzard

Jordan: Hey Mike what wrong with you? Mike: *HHHIIIISSSSSSS Drew: Damn he's really slizzard

by Christian Beast September 29, 2010

slizzard

drunk, tipsy, smashed

Before I leave the house, i'm slizzard on that goose, And i'm higher then a plane, so a nigga really loose, And I can lean wit it, and I can rock wit it,

by mr_gregi October 04, 2007