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slonker

Gym rats who drink eggs instead of cooking them and post about it on Twitter/instagram for likes.

Bro Rocky was the OG slonker.

Slonker? Yeah-he drinks his eggs. Gains bruh.

by Bag n save January 12, 2021

Slonker

Egg drank raw

- My beakfast consists in 4-5 slonkers
- And didn't you get Salmonella yet?

by CicloVet February 09, 2022