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An unnecessarily slow person, not mentally, just physically.

You are walking at an exceptionally slow pace, yet your friend is still lagging behind, therefore he is a slowpoke!

A Water/Psychic type Pokemon that evolves into Slowbro at level 37.

MMmmm... this is some mighty good Slowpoke tail

v. to have sex in a slow and rhythmic fashion

"Come on baby, I know you ready for that slowpoke"

warning: only use this word if you plan on being exiled from a group of friends or beaten like a nigg

narrator: in the airport on an escalator. Zach is about to talk... zach: c'mon slowpokes, your being so slow its silly narrator: a group of big burly men hear zach say slowpoke and they want to beat him like a nigg. they start to beat zach with midgets. zach is screaming for air but he cant b/c his face is getting grinded in the escalator.one of the men sticks his dick in zachs ass but he likes it. they continue to beat him until hes unconcious. they grind up his insides and sell them as hamburger meat.

Slowpok (Slow-Pock) - Screaming the word Slowpoke at someone in anger, but not finishing the word.

"Don't be such an idiot, hurry up you fucking Slowpok."

Having sex with someone but not ejaculating on their face until the next morning when they are having their morning coffee.

"Yeah he never came I guess he was slowpoking."

A Retarded Pink Pokemon that Kills you with psyhic moves.

Trainer:GO SLOW POKE Slowpoke:DEERRRRRRR Trainer:Slowpoke use Psyhic! Slowpoke:DERRRRRRR -Boom-