A fork of Rural Dictionary
lit. baseball bat...Louisville Baseball Bat Brand
Claude smashed the crap out of his boyfriend with his slugger.
noun- 1. a person who is lazy and does absolutely nothing all day, someone who is characterized by their laziness and unwillingness come out of the basement 2. someone who is extremely messy
"Girls, you are the two biggest sluggers ever, get OUT of that basement!" "It's four in the afternoon and that slugger still hasn't gotten out of bed." "CLEAN YOUR ROOM. I HAVE NEVER SEEN A MESSIER SLUGGER IN MY LIFE!"
an erection, sometimes proceeded by "louisville" -- "louisville slugger." inspired by the great baseball bat brand.
brendan got a louisville slugger
Just before ejaculation, the male removes his erect penis and finshes on the female's right or left cheek. Upon ejacuation, the male slaps his dick agressively on the girls cheek, which has been covered in ejaculate, creating a red mark.
Dude, I gave that chick the biggest fucking slugger last night. She'll be red for a week!