A fork of Rural Dictionary
This is a word that with two meaning first as a compound word it translates into the question "What is the matter ?" or " Is there a problem ? " The being the ejected substance of a of a wet fart.
{Definitions #1} :Hey... What smatter ? You don't look so good. {Definition #2} : Oh no ! That not good ! I just farted and got smatter on my underware !
semen, cum, jizz, skeet, man juice .....whatever you want to call it
I walked in on them and she had smatter all over her face
I was given a smattering of stamps to choose from.
Cross word between smack and batter
Stop it now or I'll smatter ye
A smattering of nuns is very similar to a murder of crows, except most of the nuns aren't birds.
"After the zombocalypse, a smattering of nuns engaged in a light popegasm." - Tim Defrag
Taking a dump on someones chest during sexual intercourse.
"I gave Shirly a wicked smatter horn horn last night!"