A fork of Rural Dictionary
to obtain something in a sneaky or underhanded manner.
Even though I wasn't invited, I smeagled my way into the party.
The act of getting a blumpkin whilst watching Lord of the Rings.
wow, that chick was such a slut that she gave me a smeagle
The act of having unlubricated anal sex with a woman and then having her clean off the penis with her mouth.
Dude your sister smeagled me last night.
A poor attempt at a hair transplant. Usually affecting 30 something men.
Haw smeagle have ye got any chuggie?
To not shower for days after sexual intercourse or a sporting activity and therefore lounge around in your cess pit of a body.
Dude i banged emma so hard the other night but i still haven't showered. Decided to just smeagling around for a bit.
1. The act of becoming or being extremely intoxicated.
I had a long week, all I want is to go out and get smeagled. Last night was fun, Debbie was so smeagled she was tripping over herself!!