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smeal

A cross between "smart" and "real". When something stupid or unbelievable occurs, the word "real" should be said. When you think you know something and it's actually something else, "smart" should be said. When it is both, the word "smeal" is used.

me: Look at that bird in the sky!
you: That's not a bird, it's a fish.
me: Smeal.

by miketk February 07, 2008

smeal

when two or more people engage in a type of sexual arousal where you put tuna in between the toes of your partner and consume it.

“ i’m gonna smeal you so good tonight babe

“ please don’t use no name brand this time! “

by Assmaster30001 (real) May 25, 2022

SMEAL

A smelly meal consisting of carminative foods. If a Rarse decided to attempt to sabotage an event, he might eat a curry smeal with nine chillies in it.

“I’m just going to eat this curried SMEAL.”
“What shall we have for SMEALS tonight darling?”

by Rarse July 03, 2021

Smeal

The gummy substance found between the toes, especially of athletes (NI Expression).

Had to take a shower; too much smeal

by Paul The Same April 01, 2020

Smeal

To describe someone using neo-pronouns such as Zhey/Zhem, kit/Kitself etc.

you are a smeal huh

I can’t believe Kyle turned out to be a smeal

by Fartknocker224 March 23, 2023