A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of going to sleep in the morning.
I had the best smeep today. Didn't even wake up to the garbage truck.
a word to replace obscenities or the act of making love
That guy is so fine, I want to smeep the smeep out of him
Superior race, the two sons of the Holy Ape and the Divine Sheep : the Black smeep and the White Smeep.
The first one (see also "Dauzat" ) created the Bouleterie Order which aims to destroy the Smeep God (or White Smeep).
The second (see also "Kevin" ) is the God of the Smeep Religion.
"Smeep! Smeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep !!! "
To pay at least double for a service offered to anyone, have persistent unexpected results from standard service and fall marginally outside of any acceptable tolerance where costs, fines and rates are concerned.
Gaz went to Wickes to buy some supplies, he ended up paying 15% more for the same item as compared to the average customer. He had been smeeped.
Social media Sheep
A name for people who cannot use their own brain and only follow trends of the internet/social media.
Close relatives of the basic bitch and probably listen to trap music/Ariana Grande.
Often sell out their humanity for popularity.
This has proved damaging because people do not treat eachother the same way and are influenced into false ways of life.
God help the younger generation that look up to them.
"And here we have the common smeep"- David Attenborough