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originally from san francisco ca. A cool group of kids that do smerkish stuff and get away with it.

Those smerfs just stole my cigarrettes.

Smart Nerds Fucking

At last year's MENSA convention, there was way too much smerfing.

to hit someone in the face with your penis (or strap-on)

also smerfed, smerfing

I pulled out and smerfed her at the last sec, did ya know jizz can give you pinkeye?

A fucking dirty ass slut. A wide set vagina and a constant desire to give head are highly encouraged traits to become a smerf.

"Dude, I went to this girls house and when I walked in her room she had at least 90 used condoms hanging on the wall, I asked her what they were for and she said they were all the guys who had dicks 5 inches or bigger.............whatta smerf"

a damn communist

The smerfs are blue, no they are green adjust your TV. those damn color changing communist!

(V.) to put a blue food dye in a woman's vagina when fucking without her noticing

man 1: some girl was ripping on my friend real bad so i smerfed her during a one night stand. damn was she pissed when she found out. lol

a blue man who lives in a crazy village that only has one woman inhabitant, who helps populate it.

Papa smerf is my bitch, yo!