A fork of Rural Dictionary
to snonk means being snoozed out of your mind. someone who snoozes so hard they're snonking is called a snonker. snonkers often snooze through their responsibilities.
"look at this guy over there snonking in the middle of the mall"
"I think that's a homeless person"
"real snonker shit"
verb: the act of blowing one's nose that results in an excess of snot upon the receiving end of the tissue, as well as a loud cacaphony of sound, similar in tone and volume to a honk
noun (fam.): a degenerative term used to describe one usually associated with snonking; a whorebaby
1.)
- I just snonked into my goldfishy's bowl.
- So that was the organic trumpet noise i heard. Quite tootily uncalled for, my good chap! Jolly wretched of you to do that to your ol' gol'fish, 'at is!
2.)
- Stop being such a snonk!
- Why am I being a snonk?
- You're using up all my tissues! You've snonked through two boxes in one sitting!
- Well, they don't call this a snonking party for nothing!
- Yeah, that's true. Hey, would you pass me the kleenex? I gotta snonk.
A rattle snonk is where you have a line of coke with Md at the end of the line then you rip a bong then blow the smoke into a nang, all while your about to finish a wank
A rattle snonk Can be used anywhere anytime and would recommend
verb: the act of blowing one's nose that results in an excess of snot upon the receiving end of the tissue, as well as a loud cacaphony of sound, similar in tone and volume to a honk
noun (fam.): a degenerative term used to describe one usually associated with snonking; a whorebaby
1.)
- I just snonked into my goldfishy's bowl.
- So that was the organic trumpet noise i heard. Quite tootily uncalled for, my good chap! Jolly wretched of you to do that to your ol' gol'fish, 'at is!
2.)
- Stop being such a snonk!
- Why am I being a snonk?
- You're using up all my tissues! You've snonked through two boxes in one sitting!
- Well, they don't call this a snonking party for nothing!
- Yeah, that's true. Hey, would you pass me the kleenex? I gotta snonk.