A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. n. billiard game played on a large table. 2. v. act of playing a safety shot in this billiard game. The verb form snookered is not to be confused with the noun form snooker. Also these terms are not to be confused with the UK common slang word snooks, which refers to a stupid person.
T: You wanna play some snooker (1)? J: sure! T: I'm gonna snooker (2) you. J: no way, you snooks
The single god-word to say when your unsuspecting, casual pool-playing friends ask if you know how to play their game.
(when playing 8-ball) Bob & Friends: Hey Joe, do you know how to use that cue? Joe: I play snooker. Bob & Friends: Holy shittt! Everybody, pull back your wagers, quick time!
anything and everything it means EVERYTHING can sometimes be pronounced "snooka"
dude, what a snooka. hes so fucking hot omg, i was so snookered last night SNOOKA PLEASE
Snookering is something done between couples involving the neck and nose. It is similar to nuzzling. Someone who is snookerable would be someone you would like to snooker.
I snooker on the couch with my boyfriend; he is so snookerable.