A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone with low personal hygiene, ie. avoids using soap; doesn't wash.
one who is adept at avoiding bars of soap when thrown at them
Tim is an excellent soap dodger and stayed in the game while his teammates were pummeled with bars of soap. He must have learned his techniques from being a three-time MVP of the more traditional sport dodgeball.
hippies or those who have dreadlocks, live on small islands, treeplanters and patchouli oil users that do not shower or continue to be unhygienec
hey tree planter, you have been on hands and knees in the dirt, its day 4, patchouli is fucking gross, stop being a soap dodger and have a shower, for fuck sakes
a person possessing an irrational fear of being prison raped
yo tommy aint no perp that soap dodger afraid of the cell
Generally unclean or grubby person. One who avoids washing regularly. A person of questionable personal hygeine.
Festival Cop 1: See me when I twatted that soap dodger over the head? Festival Cop 2: Yeah! I knobbled six of the scruffy fuckers today. Filthy fuckers... Soap Dodger: That's harassment, maan. Babykiller! Festival Cop 1: Right, you're fucking kneecapped.
A slang term for people from england. During the early to mid 20th century the english were famous for only washing once a year. The english considered bathing to be bad for the health. Hence the expression that they were adept at dodging the soap.
Hide the cutlery Sheila, I smell a soap dodger approaching.
Some sweaty unwashed scabby lookin fuck
look at that scruffy smelly fucker over there, stinks like a piss stained mattress.. Bet he's a SOAP DODGER, OH AYE!!