A fork of Rural Dictionary
To be completely screwed over by the world and/or another person
i'm completley knobbled! I havn't done my homework
When you land a 98% but it doesn't matter because you wanted a 100. Based off the Geometry Dash Fail on Bloodlust when the Player Knobbleboy died at 98%
Ling: Darn it! I got a 98 on my test my parents are going to kill me! Mason: Thats a Knobble
The act of rubbing ones penis discreetly in public. Can be performed outside or inside the pants. Can be a short knobble or a longer rub and stroke. Different from masterbation as the intent is not to reach climax, but instead more like scratching or rubbing yourself lightly between pleasurable short term rubbing near or on the erogenous zone. Often performed on a couch, often while watching TV, usually in the company of men but not always.
Damien is knobbling while watching Fox Sports again, I can smell it from here.
To destroy, damage, wreck, ruin, or generally f*** something up to the point that it's unusable, or to f*** someone up or pop a cap in their ass. Can also be used to refer to doping a racehorse or an athlete. "What's the betting someone tries to knobble Golden Thunder before tomorrow's big race?" (Racehorse/Doping) "I don't give a rat's ass whether he apologized. I want you to go and knobble Sammy the Squealer. Give him a long wet nap." (Mafia/Gangster/destroying someone)
"What's the betting someone tries to knobble Golden Thunder before tomorrow's big race?" (Racehorse/Doping) "I don't give a rat's ass whether he apologized. I want you to go and knobble Sammy the Squealer. Give him a long wet nap." (Mafia/Gangster/destroying someone)
Small knob aka micropenis or prepubescent dick.
"That guy who tried to chat me up had a knobble, it was tiny!"
the knob at the end of your penis.
guy1: hey guys i got a kobble on my knobble guy2: oh shit, thats in no way good for the girlfriend situation. chick1: can i come robble your knobble?