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soberly

adv. an action that occurs while sober.

I believe the first time we spoke soberly you just got back from dumping your garbage around campus.

Soberly Drunk

A state of being in which one is not under the influence of alcohol, however acts like a drugged piece of shit due to tiredness.

John: Did you know... if you pain your room is becomes smaller... but if you paint your house it becomes... bigger? Mark: What is wrong with this guy? Peter: Don't worry man, he's just soberly drunk.