A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a lone man who receives little attention ejaculates in public with a sock over his penis.
Kevin was socking it during the puppet sex scene in Team America.
To use socks as toilets so you don't have to stop playing Everquest, World of Warcraft, Second Life, etc... even for a few minutes.
A man who refused to stop playing Everquest pioneered the socking it technology. He was found dead in his basement with his computer from the conditions he was "living" in.
When a woman is on her period and is acting like a bitch.
"Sorry guys I can't go out tonight. The wife has been socking it this week."
You say "Socks on" Before sexual intercourse of the same sex to let your partner know that what they're about to do is no longer homosexual (Gay) therefore being Heterosexual (Straight). Make sure your partner and anyone else in the room puts their socks on, otherwise the act will be considered gay.
Dave: Socks on! Zack: Socks on! *They both put their socks on* *Dave slowly and sensually undresses Zack* ME: You get the picture, we don't need to go any further than that
The act of wearing socks you ejaculated into.
Micheal likes to wear socks he came into and he calls it socking