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An ugly female.
An ugly female often seen with attractive females.
Often it is the case of when several girls are noticed, all are pretty and one is ugly. Comes from the image of a beautiful serene lake and the view is spoiled by a soda can that has been thrown in the water.

"That bitch ain't nothing but a soda can."

A type of carbonated liquid container that is designed by dumb people in order to piss off the drinker by not letting them get the last drop.

It took me a whole friggin hour to get that last drop from the soda can!

The Human Anus,as it refers to virginity. If you've ever taken it in the butt,your soda can is then said to be "crushed".

Dude,my soda can is in pristene order!

When someone gives you a soda can tab with the middle not intact then they want a hug

When someone gives you a soda can tab with the middle intact they want to to kiss you

When someone gives you a soda can tab with the middle filled then they want to have sex with you

"Hey why did you give sarah a soda can tab with the middle. "
"Because I wanna fuck her. "
"I mean she is hot. "

Taking a picture of your hard cock with a soda can next to it for size reference.

That guy I met at the bar's soda can pic is impressive.

If someone hands you a soda can tab, it means you owe them a kiss.

"Dude, she gave me a soda can tab"
"score"

When there is a multitude of empty soda cans littering a floor. All witnesses know that the roommate or friend has had an all night gaming session.

Oh God there are so many cans in front of the couch, it's soda can graveyard. He must have been up all night.