A fork of Rural Dictionary
Describes a particular type of homeless person, typically between the ages of 20 & 40. Healthy & able to work but choosing not to as an act of "resistance" (laziness), soilies are the dirty street people that fancy themselves as anarchists and occasionally organize to engage in protests and/or destructive actions. They often have dogs and travel in small packs.
Last week a bunch of Freegans & Wookies got together at the courthouse to protest consumer culture, but it quickly deteriorated into a soilie riot.
A soily swordfight is when two men fuck eachother in the ass and get their dicks covered in shit, then slam them together in a fight to the death to assert dominance over the other.
My ex's boyfriend and I ended up having a soily swordfight to assert who is more powerful, fortunately that bastard is now in the earth where he belongs
A penis or penis-like personality that gets poo trapped due to moisture around the head giving it a soil like look on the males "sausage".
The inbred kents were used to a soily sausage with all the male carnal activity in the house.