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A combination of the words 'zoom' and 'soon.' It denotes a period of time in the very near future. This is generally used in reference to periods of time between two and five seconds.

"I'm going to leave soom," remarked Tom as he was walking out the door.

To punch someone in the ribs. The combonation of the sound of the fist flying toward the ribs and the impact make a "soom" sound.

I'm gonna soom you good!!!!!

Soom is a synonym for "contract" The opposite of expansion. The opposite of phoom.

Instead of saying: "That sponge is doing the opposite of expanding." you say: "That sponge is <<sooming>>."

Soom soom soom 1) To describe someone who is sad,upset or emo like 2) to show that someone was talking complete rubbish

1) she was acting so "soom soom soom"the other day because her cat ran away 2) he was chatting so much "soom soom soom" I just had to block him

To quickly move, but carefully and/or quietly.

"Where did Fred go, I didn't notice him leave?" "He must have soomed away"

A tampon sized penis.

"So how was your night with John, Becky?" "I left after I uncovered his soom"

abbreviation of Smell Of Old Man. A musty smell common to elderly otherwise functioning men suspected to be a combination of denture breath, urine, & clothes that haven’t been cleaned lately and a decreased sense of smell with age which lowers self awareness.

When meeting with the professor I’m distracted by the SOOM His SOOM is worse since his wife died.