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sorny

sorny stands for sad and horny

you: I’m feeling sorny today
them: me too it sucks

by virxtuaI March 03, 2022

Sorny

a discount brand of television found at the outlet stores near Springfield

The Simpsons episode Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield

Homer: Look at these low, low price on famous name-brand electronics!
Bart: Don't be a sap, Dad. These are just crappy knock-offs!
Homer: Pfft! I know a genuine Panaphonics when I see one! And look, there's Magnetbox and Sorny!

by jondc January 14, 2009

Sorny

The feeling you get when you're Sad and Horny.

Frank: Hey baby~
Selma: Hey~
Frank: Im a bit sorny today..
Selma: Sad and Horny?
Frank: yea..

by Oweenie Bang Gweenie April 15, 2018

Sorny

When you're really sore in the vaginal area because you just had really rough sex, but you're still so horny and want to keep going.

A blend of sore and horny.

I was so sorny today when my boyfriend fucked me really hard. It felt so good and I wanted to go longer, but I was in a lot of pain.

by hotbunsonmyface June 07, 2011

Sorny

Sor + ny = sorny. When your vagina has been smashed by the new man the night before, but the next day you are sorny….. a bit “sore” but also still very “horny”.

Best feeling ever.

The next day I called my bestie telling her how I was crazy sorny and needed to call the new guy back for a second audition!!!!

by Jenferno June 27, 2021

Sorny

1. The state of feeling both sick and horny, possible aqs a result of such intense sexual chat that it blurs the lines of horniness and nausea.

2. When someone makes you so horny you wanrt to vomit

That guy's sex chat was so rank it made me kinda sorny

by SornyBoy July 04, 2011

Sorny

You’re horny and sad the same time

I’m sorny right now.

by N0thankz February 05, 2019