A fork of Rural Dictionary
Something other than science. Used for those crappy subjects that no one wants to study and that are better left unnamed.
A: Hey, wanna see a movie tonight? B: Sorry, I wish I could. I gotta study for my 2 SOTS midterms tomorrow. A: Oh damn, thank gauss I don't have any SOTS classes this term.
An acronym for "Shit On The Stairs". 1. (verb); When one consumes excessive amounts of whiskey, usually Irish, resulting in a state of utter inebriation culminating with being awoken to the realization they've erringly used the stairs as a place to defecate 2. (noun); The result in the aftermath when one uses the stairs as a place to drop a deuce often leaving an unpleasant stain
Kev: You're not going to fucking believe this. I was completely annihilated last night and shit on my stairs. I thought it was the toilet! I think I was sleepwalking. Chris: Bro that's an explosive case of the SOTS. You're fucking filthy. Kev: The worst part - Ann had to clean it up!
In the use of true sots, sot can have any meaning. A sot is basically a true legend in life, the abbreviation of sot will never be revealed, even if you think your a sot you couldn't handle it. sot, sotty sottingham. sot!
sot? sot! sotty sot? yes sott!!! absolute sot