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The vagina, hootch, cunt, pussy, snatch...etc Alternate additions: Tomato Soup Can (on the rag) Broccoli Soup Can (riding the fungii train) Angel Hair Noodle Soup Can (hairy soup can)
Damn, that bitch has one nasty soup can!
The dick that eats like a meal. Easy access and high in protein.
Mike opened up the soup can for all to enjoy, and no one left unfulfilled.
Apparently, it is what labels are for.
-You wear so much Abercrombie, you're such a prep! -ZOMG STOOPID LABELZ R 4 SOUP CANS!
Soup-canning is the act of throwing a non-opened can of soup out of a moving car at a person on or near the side of the road. Similar to a drive by, but with soup instead of bullets.
The other day, some douchebag got arrested for soup-canning a kid by the highway.
A poop that is as wide as it is long, usually unflushable. Men are mainly capable of producing such atrocities.
Hey man....do you have a butter knife? I just shit a soup can.